I have questions about the weiner dog.

Do you feel like you don't know enough about the weiner dog to put him on your site? We've assembled some possible questions you might be asking in this section.

Q. Is the weiner dog an evil minion, attempting to steal personal information on my Web site's users?

A. The weiner dog is benevolent. When you put him on your site, some standard web access log information gets transmitted to the weiner dog's server, but that's no different from any web image to which you link. Weiner dog doesn't think there's much of a market for intimate information about the viewers of weiner dog, anyway.

Q. Will weiner dog's appearance change?

A. Possibly. Weiner dog has many faces. He is like Lon Chaney. Except he's a weiner dog.

Q. Who is Lon Chaney?

A. Lon Chaney (April 1, 1883 - August 26, 1930), nicknamed "The Man of a Thousand Faces", was an American actor during the age of silent films.

Q. Will weiner dog slow down my site?

A. Weiner dog is running on a far more powerful infrastructure than a normal, rational person would allocate to serving a web-based weiner dog. So it shouldn't slow down your site. If so, simply remove weiner dog.

Q. If I remove weiner dog, will weiner dog be sad?

A. Yes.

Q. May I place two instances of weiner dog on my site?

A. Of course. Weiner dog loves company, particularly when that company is more weiner dog.

Q. Why would I want to put weiner dog on my Web site?

A. Weiner dog will keep the badgers off your Web site.